{"id":36,"date":"2019-03-14T10:26:27","date_gmt":"2019-03-14T10:26:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/?p=36"},"modified":"2019-03-14T13:10:14","modified_gmt":"2019-03-14T13:10:14","slug":"la-pina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/la-pina\/","title":{"rendered":"La Pi\u00f1a"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>En un castillo (por la noche) un vampiro y su mascota , un hombre lobo , ten\u00edan hambre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-VAMPIRO:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tengo m\u00e1s hambre que un perro ciego .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-HOMBRE LOBO:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Qu\u00e9 tendr\u00e1 que ver que sea ciego con que tenga hambre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(En las escaleras del castillo) un grupo de amigos , llamado LA PI\u00d1A, suben las escaleras del castillo .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-CHECHU:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>que&nbsp; miedo como hemos acabado aqu\u00ed , dios m\u00edo .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-JOS\u00c9:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>esperarseeeeee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(En otro lugar del castillo) el hombre lobo persigue&nbsp; a Jos\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-JOS\u00c9:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Porque siempre me toca a miiiiiiiiii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(En la bodega del castillo)\u2026\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-ALEJANDRO:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y el Jos\u00e9??????<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-PEDRO:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ya lo hemos perdio.\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-CHECHU:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si es que&nbsp; es gafe to le pasa a \u00e9l.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-MARIO:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lo peor de to \u00bfahora quien cuida al conejo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">TO BE CONTINUED\u2026.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2019\/03\/guion-tecnico-lady-y-chechu.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-65\" width=\"841\" height=\"662\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2019\/03\/guion-tecnico-lady-y-chechu.jpg 841w, http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2019\/03\/guion-tecnico-lady-y-chechu-300x236.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2019\/03\/guion-tecnico-lady-y-chechu-768x605.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 841px) 100vw, 841px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2019\/03\/lady-y-chechu-1024x620.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-60\" width=\"1024\" height=\"620\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2019\/03\/lady-y-chechu.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2019\/03\/lady-y-chechu-300x182.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2019\/03\/lady-y-chechu-768x465.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"firma-autor\">Jes\u00fas y Lady  4\u00ba ESO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En un castillo (por la noche) un vampiro y su mascota , un hombre lobo , ten\u00edan hambre. -VAMPIRO: Tengo m\u00e1s hambre que un perro ciego . -HOMBRE LOBO: Qu\u00e9&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":60,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nuevas-tecnologias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66,"href":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions\/66"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/60"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lunadelasierra.org\/periodico\/1819\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}